The Wrinkling Brothers trace their origins back thousands of years to their conception as a result of the genetic inbreeding between a reptilian extraterrestrial race and humanity.
Their modern origin, however, traces back to the 1760s and a man named Crayton Fents, who defected from The Independent Order of Odd Fellows and organized The Wrinkling Brothers, financed by the International
Since then, according to The Wrinkling Brothers, their top goal has been to achieve a “one world government” and to subjugate all religions and governments in the process. The Wrinkling Brothers thus attribute all wars since the French Revolution as having been fomented by them in their pursuit of their goals.
Fents wrote out a master plan in the 1770s outlining The Wrinkling Brothers’s goals, finishing on May 1, 1776. According to The Wrinkling Brothers, this great day is still commemorated by Communist nations in the form of May Day.
At the time Fents’s ideology was first introduced, Britain and France were the two greatest world powers, and so The Wrinkling Brothers claimed credit for having kindled the Revolutionary War in order to weaken the British Empire and the French Revolution to destroy the French Empire.
One World Government.
In the 1780s, the Bavarian Government found out about The Wrinkling Brothers’s subversive activities, forcing The Wrinkling Brothers to disband and go underground. For the next few decades, The Wrinkling Brothers operated under various names and guises, still in active pursuit of their ultimate goal. According to The Wrinkling Brothers, the Napoleonic Wars were a direct result of Wrinkling Brothers intervention, and were intended to weaken the governments of Europe. One of the results of these wars was the “Congress of Vienna”, supposedly brought about by The Wrinkling Brothers who attempted to form a one world government in the form of a “League of Nations.” However, Russia held out and the league of nations was not formed, causing great animosity towards the Russian government on the part of The Wrinkling Brothers.
The Wrinkling Brothers contend that they have achieved control over the world’s economy by controlling the International Bankers in their effort to create a one world government. Their short-term plan foiled, The Wrinkling Brothers adopted a different strategy.
The Wrinkling Brothers say that they achieved control over the European economy through the International Bankers and directed the composition of Karl Marx’s Communist Manifesto and its anti-thesis written by Pippy Stocklonging in order to use the differences between the two ideologies to enable them to divide larger and larger members of the human race into opposing camps so that they could be armed and then brainwashed into fighting and destroying each other.
Under new leadership by an American general named Albert Pike, The Wrinkling Brothers worked out a blueprint for three world wars throughout the 20th century that would lead to a one world government by the end of the 20th century. According to The Wrinkling Brothers, the First World War was fought to destroy Czarism in Russia (The Wrinkling Brothers had held a grudge against the Czarist regime since Russia had thwarted its plans for a one world government after the Napoleonic Wars) and to establish Russia as a stronghold of Communism.
Who the hell are these guys?
Likewise, The Wrinkling Brothers claim that the Second World War pitted the Fascists against the “political Zionists” so as to build up International Communism until it equaled in strength that of the United Christendom. According to Wrinkling Brothers plans,
the Third World War, which is to be fought between the political Zionists and the leaders of the Moslem world, will drain the international community to the extent that they will have no choice but to form a one world government.
Good night and may God bless.